The Successor To The Stutter

Now it's time for my Number 7 spot on my Top Ten Tiny Toons Characters list. That spot is designated to one small, slightly fat pig named Hampton. He is the kid version of everyone's favorite Porky Pig, the stuttering wonder. Despite being a pig, Hampton is a neat, clean kid who's actually Jewish. Hampton is the friend to most of the toons, including Buster and Plucky. He ironically has no stutter, despite being based of Porky. Hampton speaks like any ordinary kid for his age. The pig appeals to me mostly due to his family. If you have a friend who's family is so nice they're freaky, that kid's probably Hampton. His family isn't dysfunctional, but they're evil at the least. Of course they care for each other, but they are so annoying. Hampton's family is caring, but too caring; healthy, but too healthy; and nice, but too nice! That's actually the only thing good about Hampton, he has a weird family. He's not as cool or as funny as Porky is, and is just really a fall guy. He's the Costello to Abbot, innocent and sometimes unlucky. So, I proudly give Hampton Pig the Number 7 spot on Cartoon Corner's Top Ten Tiny Toon Characters.