Friday, July 8, 2011

My First Ever Full Length Review! Part 4

The film starts to follow Plucky and Hampton, who are still on the road (Spoiler alert! They're riding the entire film!). Hampton's parents stop at a drive thru after Plucky recommends it. Oddly enough, they bring their own food. "Mayo and cheese on white with the crust cut off," Hampton says hungrily. Sorry I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. They leave the drive thru after just getting some small waters. Plucky decides to read comic books in the car, shoving them into his pal's face. If your a fan of Tiny Toons, you'll notice that the comic is Immature Radioactive Samurai Slugs. This little parody is the basis of an episode in the series, before this aired. Well anyway, the Mom tells Plucky that Hampton can't read comic books on family trips. The duck thinks she's stupid, but it turns out Hampton gets car sick really bad. He barfs all over the comic, off screen of course, this isn't Problem Child. The camera fades back to Babs and Buster, on a moonlight ride across the river. Good old Babs is steering the boat like a gondola and signing about different kinds of Italian foods. Wow, she's more hungry than Garfield the Cat. And oh yeah, in the moonlight Babs seems to resemble Morry Amsterdam. Who know? Buster spots a southern mansion and they decide to go and knock. Now lets see who the owners of the home are. Hmm, turns out it's the home of big lipped alligators. Wow, who knew. These three alligator mississippiensis (Look it up!) are Big Boo (Make your own joke out of it), Sissy Boo, and Little Boo. Apparently these three sisters are basic southern stereotypes of romantic people. They believe Buster is here to court them (Why someone who allow different species marriage is anyone guess), and fight over him. And for every romantic group of southern sisters, there is the old father. Meet Big Daddy Boo, a man who wants to do nothing but conduct unofficial marriages. Oh, and he also seems to like bigamy. Is this what Tom Ruegger thinks of southern people? Because he's right. So as the dad sets up a wedding, Babs finally decides to go help Buster. She dresses up a man selling fireworks (Why not a woman? I don't know) and manages to blow up the gators. Wow, I never Babs would resort to killing. She and Buster run off and start their river voyage again. They go off screen and we begin another plot, this one with Elmyra. Apparently she lost Furrball by divine intervention (They never explain how the cat got away, so that guess is as good as any), and is now very sad. To calm her down, her parents take her to a Wild Safari Zoo. A man never shown tells people to never exit the car, or Warner Brothers will be sued. Thank you Jamaican voiced man. Elmyra sees a kitty, "or to be precise, a cheetah", and immediately gets out of the car. Yeah, her parents are the worse. She's says she'll die if she doesn't have a kitty, though she'll die if she gets one too. By the way, this girl is so string, she tears animals out of their skin! Plus, showing a cheetah nude for three seconds in worse than showing Dizzy Devil for five. Odd, since like in all cartoons, all the toons show no sign of any gender. Elmyra catches three little kitties, and does terrible things to them. She hugs them so much the camera fades to another scene!

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