My First Ever Full Length Review! Part 6

Fowl Mouth runs into a bunch of people in their seats, some looking like people from other cinema. I saw Peewee Herman. The rooster sits down next to Shirley, and starts randomly yelling. Man, I hope he becomes Mcnuggets one day. The commercials roll and we begin a huge joke. The screen suddenly turns as bright as the sun and as loud as an opera singer who got glass in her foot. Tons of people go flying into the air and wind up either dying or being injured. First the Hindenburg, then 9/11, now a movie inside a cartoon. These are the greatest disasters of all times. Oh yeah, turns out it was a THX parody. But enough of that, lets go to the two skunks in the theater. They sit down next to a kid with no clothes and Johnny acts like a jerk again. We get fooled into thinking that the film is starting, but nope, it's a "moronic commercial". Plus Buster and Babs are in it screaming for help. Bet the commercial editors didn't see that when they we're watching it. That ends, and a deep voice yells, "No smoking in the theater!" When I first rewatched this film, I thought maybe Johnny was actually smoking. But nope, a gigantic cigarette on fire is actually in the theater. Oh dear, PSAs!!! This film has been Rated F, not suitable for Fowl Mouth. Wow my friend, you're famous. This film in a film is titled Skunknophobia, a parody of Arachnophobia. Which makes me wonder, isn't that film rated Pg-13? How can kids go to see it? Well anyway, the film parodies that one cut for cut, so I won't bother with it. Soon everyone make a huge shush at Fowl Mouth to SHUT UP! Even Death is there, I guess the devil gives him weekends off. They all toss him into the screen, literally making him go into the movie. He annoys all the cast and they soon kick him out of the movie and out of the theater. Sorry Skunknophobia cast, you're getting an F for breaking the fourth wall. The camera goes over to Johnny, who meets a red colored skunk lady. She basically looks like Marilyn Monroe and J.F.K really did have a child, except it was a skunk. Wow, two jokes like that in one review. I need new material. He grabs a picture of him Fifi had and signs it for the skunkette. By the way, she never makes another appearance. I can only assume Fifi wound up killing her, I wouldn't blame her. Anyway, Le Fume kicks her crush to the curb and he flies into the hands of Elmyra. She thinks he's a kitty and carries him off. Oh skunk, we hardly knew ye. The calender turns to September, with help from Sweety Canary, and we go to the two rabbits. By the way, how long is their vacation? I usually go back at early August. Anyway, Babs is rowing their boat and getting wet in the rain. Buster begins to compliment her, only to say she looks like a drowned rat. Who knew? She calls their adventure, "Downright Twainian in a Hitchcock sort of way." Babs also tries to convey a dramatic moment, but instead tries to kill Buster. They run into a steamboat, literally, and they manage to stowaway. The ship is ran by toads and frogs, who try to toss the rabbits off. Instead they wind up having Babs be part of their big show, and the captain eats the camera. Great, now we're gonna watch Osmosis Jones all day. Nope, we instead cut to Plucky and Hampton (We were just there!). They still have the crazy man with them, wearing a Jason mask. He reveals that he wants to eat duck and pulls out a stinkin' chainsaw! He tries to kill Plucky, and still the parents don't notice! The hitchhiker is tossed out of the car by Father Pig, and gets angry. He chops a phone pole in half, and it smashes his head in. They finally reach Happy World Land, which is supposedly the next best thing to heaven. After getting a dumb, acne infested man to take a picture, they run into the theme park. Happy World Land, where the fun stops at 80 bucks a pop. They get on the monorails and look at the great rides. There's the Happy Go Pukey, Happy Feet, Gargle, Happy Crasher, Happy Centrifuge, Slap Wappy, the Stair Way To Heaven, and the Bullet Train To Heck.