Saturday, July 16, 2011
My First Ever Full Length Review! Part 7
This is it, the final part. The monorail ends and the guys get off. Plucky tries to get on more rides, but the family stops him. The dad says they shouldn't ride all the rides on the first visit. So they leave the park as they drag Plucky away. He goes insane and the car drives back to Acme Acres. We cut back to the steamboat and they are beginning a big show with Buster and Babs. Babs tries to sing about their river trip, but Buster knocks her out of it. The male bunny tries to continue, you know, the plot, but Babs can't contain herself. She pretends to be one female singer or another, irritating Buster even more. She finally tell the audience about their trip, until Buster shoots her! Oh no, bunny who will eventually be the voice for Dot is down! Just joking, he shoots her with water. For some odd reason, the audience thinks this is reasonable entertainment. The lights turn on, and every bad guy they saw on the trip is there. The alligator girls, the opossums, and people used for filler. They have a chase around the boat, until Babs and Buster get cornered. Byron is on the boat's top and he sees the bunnies. Using the incredible strength of fat dogs, he flies down and picks up his friends.Who knew he could do that? The banjo opossum follows Buster, Babs, and Byron and they enter the swamp of running gags. The evil animals continue to hunt the bunnies, even showing how cannibalistic they are. As they run away, Babs and Buster meet the hitchhiker with a saw. Again they're cornered, but are saved by the banjo opossum. He starts to talk for the first time, saying he's a nice guy. Also saying he's not like his simple backwood cousin. Not safe, the animals jump off the tree and run. They hope on a mine cart (Coincidence?) and ride off. The chainsaw man rides after them, resulting in a scene so epic, even Lord of The Ring would be sad. Babs, Buster, opossum, and Byron nearly get hacked in half by Hannibal Lector many times. Eventually we fade to Plucky on the drive back home. He starts to get happy when they finally get their and rushes out. He starts to kiss the ground, but realizes it's been fertilized. He starts to actually grow plants on his tongue, but I have an idea. I bet Swamp Thing became himself by doing that too. Plucky tries to run away, but gets brought back in to watch a slideshow that takes away the rest of his vacation. Back to Babs and Buster, they're still avoiding the killer. They suddenly reach a drop off and begin to fall to their doom. But then, they fall into a conveniently placed plot hole, It carries them back to Acme Acres, just as school starts back. Banjo kid walks off to find his fortune, while Babs fusses over no more vacation. He finally confesses that he loved spending time with her, and the video ends. Actually there is more to the film. They just sing another rendition of the theme song, and it ends with Babs finally soaking Buster. Well, that was Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Summer Vacation. I loved it, and it really brought me back to my childhood. I can't find any fault in this, and it makes you want to watch it over and over again. Is it a pure 5 out of 5, no. But I'm giving it 4.9 out of 5, for being just fantastic. This should have been released theatrically, but it's alright. I hope it one day gets a DVD release, and I also hope this show can be brought back. I may not review anything for a bit, since I'm pretty tired from this. Oh well, seeyah.
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