My First Ever Full Length Review! Part 5

We cut to Elmyra tying up all the animals and making a basic classroom. Oh great, I wanted Tiny Toons, not Bad Teacher: The Cartoon. The girl reads a book about carnivorous animals that her parents read to her as a bedtime story. Yeah, I bet her dad is the Tarzan villain. We now get a cutesy scene showing the three lion cubs trying to devour a zebra. No please don't! He's supposed to star in the Madagascar film! OK, after that Elmyra tries to give a gazelle a concussion. We then find out that the most dangerous animal in the jungle is.....her (Dramatic music plays)! All the animals run away after having a spasm, and Elmyra walks off. Then she sings a song so terrifying, it makes the Freddy rhyme seem kid friendly! But little does she know, Bagheera is stalking her. Hey get your own film. I know Jungle Book 2 stunk, but there's always a remake. So this tiger/panther begins to hunt down Elmyra, but instead gets hit by a rock. Uh...fatality? All the animals go to King Simba....hey wait a minute! First Little Mermaid, then Jungle Book, and now Lion King. Red alert, this is a Disney invasion! Simba learns that Elmyra is causing everyone pain, so decides to eat her. She walks up to him and immediately starts to torture him. Yes, she tries to make him look like Bart Simpson if he was a furry! Curse you insane people! By the way, this brings up some questions. Why is every cartoon trying to invade this one? I know Disney is less the fantastic, and everything after Simpson season 8 was terrible, but why? Get your own animated movie that goes straight to T.V. and DVD. The animals hijack Elmyra's car, making me wonder what her parents were doing. I mean did they not notice their only daughter go missing? Wow, bad parenting. They drive off in the car and nearly crash into Hampton's car. Wait a minute, there are animals driving a car like drunks and nearly crashing into other animals in cars? Did I teleport into Crash Racing? Plucky recommends they stop at a gas station, and they do. The pigs put on biohazard suits and head into the bathrooms. It'd be pretty hard to relieve yourself in quarantine suits, guys. As they do their business, Plucky sees a water fountain. Pluck runs to it, but discovers his butt is Velcro and sticks to the seat. Using the 'Tex Avery Rule Of Cartoon Stretching', Plucky nearly reaches the water. Then the pigs come out without their suits and stop Plucky from drinking. He tries to get one sip, but can't seem to do it. They drive off and Plucky pulls out a road map. Apparently Happy World Land is in Florida or South Carolina. Huh, who knew. After a scene cut, we wind up in the middle of a dark and stormy night. We see a hitchhiker who signals for the pigs to pull over. Oh yeah, forgot to mention, this guy is a stereotype. He's a dark, crazy hitchhiker who is prone to becoming Jason every so often. Turns out this guy is actually an escaped prisoner, and only Plucky can tell that. Come on you pigs. He's pale white, jet black haired, and has a ghostly expression. Plus he laughs more evilly than Dr. Insano. Wow, dumb pigs. I bet their house is made out of straw. He puts on a hockey mask and starts to scare the heck out of the duck. Plucky decides to send a letter to Shirley in order for her to help him. Yeah, this was back before cell phones caught on. These mail men are so fast, they literally run over Road Runner. Yeah, all Wile E. needed to do was drive a mail truck over his prey to kill him. A mail dog gets to Shirley and hands her the letter. Before she can read it, Fowl Mouth grabs her and runs towards the movie theater. The line is huge, so we get a cameo of Elymra for a second. She screams and runs off camera to get her paycheck. Then we see Fifi and Johnny, who's acting like JBL and Wilhelmina Slater mated and some how got a skunk child. Fowl Mouth has supposedly seen this flick a hundred times, since his bank account is of course overflowing. Shirley go gets them seat, as the rooster gets snacks. Since all citizens are jerks in television, he ends up getting knocked into the movie room. He find Shirley and walks to her row.